Hehe... looks like Alvin has caught the deadly Mushy virus that would strike a number of guys when they are very much in love.
Symptoms: Anyone who has caught this potentially deadly disease with display loads of affection towards, and write a lot of sweet and sickly stuff about, their better half. This is coupled with endly displays of affection towards their better half.
Cure: None whatsoever. It may well afflict them for a lifetime.
Treatment: a drop of affection, a pill of appreciation and plenty of hugs and kisses from their better half from time to time to alleviate the symptoms.
Article by Doctor Quack.