I read somewhere today that the US Department of Defense pondered on creating a bomb that would contain chemicals that would turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals, making them 'irrepressible' to their fellow soldiers. Thus, making them more interested in 'making love and not war'. Heh... :)
Looks like we are going to have a growing Portuguese-speaking contingent in Man Utd with the likes of Nani and Anderson joining Cristiano Ronaldo.
I really am drooling over the prospect of a South American-style attack and a European-style defence combining with great effect. I mean, its the best of both worlds.
I forsee Man Utd going for a 4-2-3-1 attacking formation in the near future. 2 central midfield strongman supporting the 3 attacking midfielders who will interchange with each other, using Rooney as the pivot.