Come one, come all, the Great British Sale is on right now... on offer: British car makers (almost all sold?), British confectionery companies and now the latest, British football clubs!
As proof of guaranteed greatness after purchase, see - CHELSEA.
For guaranteed notoriety, see - MANCHESTER UNITED.
Already Portsmouth and Hearts has been taken and Blackpool, WestHam have all been mentioned to be up for sale. So hurry, hurry, hurry - limited clubs left!
Sighs... I wish I had a few billion pounds to spare... I'd buy me a club or two and play real-life Football Manager. :)
P/S Can someone answer me this? Why is a football club called a club if there are no members and only 1 owner???